Would you like a Phantom Dennis in real life?

Oh heck yeah, I totally would love to have a Phantom Dennis in real life. That would be great. A built in alarm system that freaked everybody out, nobody would mess with me.

Maybe he could feed the dog when I wasn�t available or scrub my back, or give me a massage. That would be great, and there�s no clingy relationship issues. That would be cool. Yeah, why not?