Well, let's see. I guess I can talk about it now. I think I almost set fire to the school. But it wasn't that bad. It was a foolish prank, but it didn't turn out to be that way. Kids! Please don't play with matches, especially around the schoolyard, that's all I can say.

If you had the choice, would you rather have Homer Simpson or Ned Flanders as a neighbour?

Oh gosh. Homer, much, much, much more. Sure, my insurance would probably go up, but I'd have an awfully good time.