Your name:

Your email address :

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A word that describes your mother:

An unsuitable colour for a t-shirt:

Something that smells:

A friend's name:

A word that describes how you feel when you first wake up in the morning:

Something small and green:

A completely made up word:

A word that sounds rude, but isn't:

Something you'd find in your fridge:

An ugly animal:

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