This is my eldest brother, Francis.

He's also the coolest one, which is why my parents sent him to military academy. Well, that, and the fact that he blew up a car. I don't see what the big deal is. It wasn't even our car.

"Military academy couldn't be better. My new roommate showed me how to kill mice with a hammer yesterday. I really think I'm starting to turn around." How cool does that sound?

He's got a real eye for the ladies. He ran away from school just so he could see this girl Beebee. He hid at the bottom of the garden, and I had to tell Dewey he was a sasquatch. And then he fell in love with Jody on my school picnic. It didn't last.

Francis' good advice

"We�ll hang out for like fifteen minutes, establish a presence, then we�ll go over the fence. Like at Grandma�s wedding. "

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