Street and Lane: Accents and radio drama

SCENE 7

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ARTHUR	Tha wants to fettle anon at Doddses ter scrit reight clatter, Eddie.
GNM	Carn't nathen. Doddsies happen to git fitched up frit bust and cloysed.
JOHNNY	Let me try one. Dodds is on his holiday at his villa in the Isle of Wight?
ARTHUR	Not even close.
JOHNNY	Bournemouth?
ARTHUR	Wrong. He says Dodds and co have ceased trading due to financial shortcomings beyond their control and closed down.
JOHNNY	Ask him what he's brought us then?
ARTHUR	What breetness of clatter has tha fetched up for wi then?
GNM	Leet Blenheim ochre. Nathen.
ARTHUR	Leet Blenheim ochre. Now then.
JOHNNY	That's no good. Blenheim's nowhere near Morocco.
ARTHUR	It's close. Like oxo and tea.
JOHNNY	They've ordered Moroccan Brown they'll want Morrocan Brown.