Vanilla Ice was a white rapper. He was famous for one song, 'Ice,
Ice Baby', which contained possibly the silliest lyrics of the decade
- 'Cooking MCs like a pound of bacon'.
Children up and down the land learnt his songs and thrust their
hands out in strange contortions to show they were street
and breakin'.
They even had strange tramlines cut into their hair like Ice himself.
Although luckily no-one seemed keen to emulate his bizarre off-centre
quiff.
In a tragic twist, Vanilla could not cope with his sudden rise
to fame and equally sudden sink from it, suffering bouts of depression.
Fortunately for us all Ice
is now back, bearing his miseries on stage in new rapmetal direction.
Vanilla Ice
