What's amazing about the Adventure Game is the concept. It's a bit disorganised, and the games are sometimes hard-to-follow (there appear to be seven things going on at once, and the team's lost once they abadon Graeme Garden).

But there's so much charm, and the female lead dragon is ... well, very, very attractive, in an eighties hippy dragon way.

The Adventure Game should be resurrected - the whole idea of subjecting celebs to mental torture is brilliant. Who would be smarter - Ant or Dec? How many of Steps would survive the Vortex?

Kim: "Machiavellian Skill"

Aaaah, Lesley Judd. I have such fond memories of her leaving Blue Peter (anyone remember the puppy in a box?), so what joy to see Evil Lesley� foxing the motley bunch of contestants on Arg.

Who would of thought that beneath that reassuring, fluffy blonde exterior beat a heart of pure darkness? See! how she relished evaporating the inferior contestants in a cunning display of vortex management. Marvel! at the machiavellian skill the girl displayed in outfoxing the intellectual powerhouse, Graham Garden.

And the best thing? She wasn�t the highlight of this programme. That had to be Uncle. Gronda Gronda, your highness...