Glittery, wobbly antennae which kids wore to discos thinking they were really cool.
Let's face it, they
just weren't. They were one of the silliest fashion accessories
yet seen - even worse than odd coloured luminous socks.
The safest place for the bonce bouncers was in the school disco
hall where girls were on one side and boys were on the other, eating
cheese and onion crisps.
However some foolish youngsters insisted
on wearing them out shopping, walking the dog or even to the cinema -
which was unfortunate for the people in the seats behind.
